From the Bully:

Bully: I HAVE TO DUMP!!!!
Me: WHAT????
Bully: I have to dump.
Me: OK
A few minutes pass and then...

Bully: MOM WIPE MY BUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

And I wanted him to be potty trained so bad. This is almost an everyday thing in this house. Makes Hubby proud to know his son takes after him.